Sunday, December 2, 2012

My 2012 Hammacher Schlemmer Christmas Gift Wish List

For those of you who are having a difficult time figuring out what to get me for Christmas this year, I humbly publish this helpful list for your use. Please coordinate with others so I do not have to be bothered with returning duplicate gifts. Thank you in advance!

Remote Control Tarantula $29.95

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster $69.96

Folding Electric Bicycle $2,000.00

Flying Car $350,000.00

Portable Wood-Burning Hot Tub $6,000.00

Two-Person 60 MPH Hovercraft $19,500.00

46-Inch Weather-Resistant Outdoor HD Television $5,000.00

Personal Submarine $2,000,000.00

Barbecue Dining Boat $50,000.00

Genuine PT Boat $1,000,000.00

Elliptical Machine Office Desk $8,000.00

Just message me for my delivery address!

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