Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Gift suggestions from Hammacher Schlemmer just in time for my birthday . . .

Hammacher Schlemmer's latest catalog just arrived. If you need some outrageous ideas for a birthday present for me, here is my "must have" list:

The Only Botanical Air Purifier

The Page-to-TV Magnifier

The Astronaut's Powered Recliner

The Desktop V-Twin Engine

The Alkindus Distiller

The Trapdoor Toaster

The Telekinetic Obstacle Course

The H1N1-Destroying UV Wand

The Gyroscopic Dumbbell

The Cat Teepee

The Breathable Wine Glass

The 50-foot Snowball Launcher

A gift card to Starbucks is always appropriate, too.

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