Hammacher Schlemmer's latest catalog just arrived. If you need some outrageous ideas for a birthday present for me, here is my "must have" list:
The Only Botanical Air Purifier
The Page-to-TV Magnifier
The Astronaut's Powered Recliner
The Desktop V-Twin Engine
The Alkindus Distiller
The Trapdoor Toaster
The Telekinetic Obstacle Course
The H1N1-Destroying UV Wand
The Gyroscopic Dumbbell
The Cat Teepee
The Breathable Wine Glass
The 50-foot Snowball Launcher
A gift card to Starbucks is always appropriate, too.
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