My immediate challenge is to transform this:
for the likes of:
Disclaimer: These chicks were at D&D Feed and Saddlery in Pearland TX USA. The actual residents of Unklar's chicken coop will be special-ordered. No chicks were injured in the taking of this picture.
I guess blogging about this is not going to get the job done. Stay tuned for the next installment of the Chicken Coop Chronicles #chickenchat.