Unklar's Top Ten Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog Gotta-Haves

As is my custom, I'll bore you with my most-wanted geekgifts from Hammacher Schlemmer.

In no particular order:

The Superplexus, only $30,000.00
The Flowarium, $129.95
The Stirling Engine Locomobile, $399.95
The Only 55" Widescreen Personal Movie Theater, $249.95
The Only Complete Swiss Army Knife, $1,400.00
The Foot Propelled Rocking Outdoor Lounger, $199.95
The Arcade Legends Full Size 125 Game System, $3.700.00
The Personal Towel Warmer, $79.95
The Autonomous Saucier, $39.95
The Shrub Sculptor, $99.95
The Upside Down Tomato Garden, $79.95
The Timelapse Garden Video Camera, $159.95
The Vibrating Posture Sensing Shirt, $129.95
The Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler, $69.96
The World's Longest Zoom Binoculars, $199.95

Stimulate the economy by buying one (or more) of these for me today.